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Jul 20, 2014 / 128,541 notes

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

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Jul 10, 2014 / 151,623 notes

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

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momentsforeverfaded:

gioxxa:

Love this guys.

Well fuck

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Jul 6, 2014 / 151,762 notes

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via deanlifts)

Jul 6, 2014 / 422,344 notes

foodslumber:

fuffuster:

has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are

like

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WHAT THE FUCK

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HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE

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ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL

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????? ?? ? ???????//

SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

omg

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divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

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Jul 3, 2014 / 337,662 notes

agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

(via maybelaterorsomething)

But jesus fuck I’d swallow poison if it tasted like you.
Jul 3, 2014 / 110,560 notes
laurenhooper:

babyitsasweetlife:

Goals

Fucking reblog forever
Jul 3, 2014 / 209,915 notes

laurenhooper:

babyitsasweetlife:

Goals

Fucking reblog forever

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kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.
Jul 3, 2014 / 229,587 notes

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

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