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Aug 26, 2014 / 511,383 notes

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

(via heres-a-toast--to-the-lucky-ones)

Aug 23, 2014 / 965 notes
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thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

(via heres-a-toast--to-the-lucky-ones)

Aug 23, 2014 / 72,707 notes
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seoulsister:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

(via stannisthemannisbaratheon)

Aug 22, 2014 / 200,715 notes
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post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

(via plunderbread)

Aug 21, 2014 / 152,497 notes

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

(via plunderbread)

cashten:

addict with a pen
Aug 21, 2014 / 1,807 notes

cashten:

addict with a pen

Aug 21, 2014 / 360,006 notes

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

(via stoptakingallthegoodurlsbitch)

Aug 20, 2014 / 263,269 notes

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via bitchpooding)

Aug 20, 2014 / 114 notes

(via bitchpooding)

Aug 17, 2014 / 252,262 notes

tinalikesbutts:

same

(via pizza)

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost
Aug 16, 2014 / 627,786 notes

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

(via heres-a-toast--to-the-lucky-ones)